Lonos McLad

Lonos McLad was a McLad member originally from Orwaldoburg. It is said that before he became a McLad, he owned a castle in Orwaldoburg where he had male sex slaves bought from Vigonian raiders, although they also worked part-job as mercenaries. Lonos was seen as extremely paranoid in the clan, although the clan would later find out he was right all along. He was also the apprentice of Ongus McLad before reaching lad-status.

Before he became a McLad, he was also in a secret society which his parents had belonged to. In this secret society they openly praised Vagina God. He told himself that "it's chill guys" when it really wasn't as a coping mechanism.

He also hated the minority group from which that Moussa came from for reasons unknown. He was also related to the ancient lad Whetham.

Lonos was a close friend of Pasta Peter, a chef whom worked at Goat Manor prior to the Bloodbath.

Lonos met his death when he found discovered the Thin White Duke was in fact the King Arse. Lonos tried to confront him alone, since he knew the other lads would not approve of it, and he was overestimated his powers, also because he was on a ship full of mercenaries from the White Guard.

Lonos stepped in in White Duke's office alone. White Duke realised what he was about to say after Lonos unsheated his sword. Vald walked in on the fight and cut off Lonos' beard. The traumatised Lonos was enraged after shaving off his masculinity, so he tried to grab White Duke by his face. In White Duke's face, he saw for a split second the Vagina God. Then White Duke took one of the minor Arsifacts, pressed it against him, then pushed Lonos out the ship's window. Lonos then died by the ice cold water, and he was never heard from again. White Duke claimed he lost his life in an accident on the boat.