Ongus McLad

Ongus McLad, also known by his nickname "the Wise", is one of the members of the McLad Royal Guard.

Early Life
Not much is known about Ongus' early life, but it is known that he had a very quick and smart mind, and he would frequently fight with words, and not weapons. When he grew up, he would become one of Thurbald's most trusted advisors.

Goat Manor Bloodbath and descent into madness
During The Goat Manor Bloodbath, Ongus was captured by the King Arse Guard, and Turenne was given the task to interrogate him. During a period of over twenty years, Ongus was tortured by Turenne in an attempt for him to crack and give up McLad secrets. 17 AR, Rikord and Helmic raided the small prison where Ongus was kept. Ongus told that Turenne was headed for the distant Ladanate to convert Da'ren Drokir to the Vagina God religion and offer them peace if they surrendered against the Algazzor hordes.

Descent Into Madness
Ongus' suffered severe trauma and mental issues after his release from the King Arse prison. By the time he came out, he had developed PTSD and possibly paranoid schizophrenia. He would go on to create the Highlands Truth Alliance, an underground organization with its main goal of spreading the truth about King Arse and his betrayal against the McLads. However, it would soon be discovered that Ongus, despite his best intentions, had lost touch with reality and theorized that Axol Yelof was the mastermind behind the Goat Manor Bloodbath.

Death
He was eventually killed in a King Arse Guard raid on Thurbald's Tomb when Rikord was in the Driftless Desert and Helmic, Iroulf and all the other lads were out on a campaign. When Rikord and the other lads returned they found their old home burned to the ground and Ongus burnt corpse lying on the ground, but his beard and penis was still intact, not even touched by the flames. This was seen as a sign from the Penis God. His beard and penis were buried next to Thurbald's beard and penis. This was the first start of Thurbald's Tomb becoming a major McLad catacomb, filled with penises and beards of the wisest lads.